420 is so close I can almost taste all the bad jokes I’ll have to weed through
i bet in hell everyones face looks like this
SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT
David Bowie high on cocaine describing airplane take offs.
pro tip: if you’re ever arrested, use your one call to call the police station and pretend to be the police chief then tell the police officer to release you from jail immediately
los angeles, california.